Maes17
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.....ffs can I not even get a chat bot?!?!
....I'm lonely
.....ffs can I not even get a chat bot?!?!
....I'm lonely
I remember that threadNow there's a trip down memory lane.
Just imagine if?.........
....some people on here weren't people at all...they were just the latest upgrade of the cleverbot programme and you are now being intellectually outdone by a robot? Paste answers in link http://www.cleverbot.com/ Question open to real people only.vigilantcitizenforums.com
......(sits weeping in a huge pile of snotty tissues)
This is pretty difficult on this forum it's riddled. You just have to put up with it.That said I don’t ignore bots or trolls anymore.
This came to mind lol......(sits weeping in a huge pile of snotty tissues)
Ya, i recently noticed you posted that link before. But i seen your post asking for a chat bot and i remembered 8-10 years ago they were able to carry on conversations so if you're super lonely?Now there's a trip down memory lane.
Just imagine if?.........
....some people on here weren't people at all...they were just the latest upgrade of the cleverbot programme and you are now being intellectually outdone by a robot? Paste answers in link http://www.cleverbot.com/ Question open to real people only.vigilantcitizenforums.com
Ha ha I'm not lonely at all. I just made the comment to try and lure Tidetroll into a live debate but he was too busy meming up other threads.Ya, i recently noticed you posted that link before. But i seen your post asking for a chat bot and i remembered 8-10 years ago they were able to carry on conversations so if you're super lonely?
But you have friggin made it up!Well I tipped off the Leicester (England) police about a black drug gang in a nearby house who were selling drugs to kids from the school across the road, but the gutless coppers did nothing.
Then the gang complained to the police that I was "harassing" them by watching them through my binoculars, so the coppers swept smoothly into action and arrested ME and i got 3 months in the slammer on a vigilante rap in 2002, you couldn't friggin make it up..
So you live opposite a school?
And you have these binoculars.
And you got sent to jail?
......I guess that’s all the evidence the prosecution needed.....no wonder they called you poor old spike.
Were you that teacher?Look mate, you said you were lonely and invited me and other people into this thread to cheer you up, but if my thrilling posts are boring you I won't bother any more..
For examp I once got a school closed down because at least one of the teachers was a peedo, but if the full exciting story would bore you I won't bother telling it in this thread ..
Because you have told it enough times already in other threads?
Look! He is getting irritable.
It is because he pulled his frilly nylon panties right up tight!
Yeah, like when he said 'what acid?'Inconsistent at that too
I don't need cheering up, I'm just fine. If, for some reason I was feeling a bit down one day, I can assure you that the last place you would find me is on a forum such as this engaging with balloons like yourself.Look mate, you said you were lonely and invited me and other people into this thread to cheer you up
You bore me rigid. Sorry to break it to you like that mate.but if I'm boring you I won't bother any more..
Did you catch him with your binoculars as you were waiting for the drug dealers to turn up?For examp I once got a school closed down because at least one of the teachers was a peedo, but if the full thrilling story would bore you I won't bother telling it .
And a fridge that looks like it's been filled by a group of 10 year olds on a sleepover.You come off as peedo yourself. Do you lure kids in with airplane models, captian kirk fantasies and stargate re runs?
The proof is in the puddingAnd a fridge that looks like it's been filled by a group of 10 year olds on a sleepover.
Hmmmmm
Yeah probably not. Usually the ones that think there the bad ass are the first ones running....In the military? Nah..
Cue yet another anecdote-
I thought of joining the Brit Army in my teens and sent off for a brochure, but decided I wouldn't be able to do all that boot-polishing bull and stuff, and also wouldn't be able to follow any orders I didn't agree with, so I dropped the idea.
Got a shock a couple of weeks later when a 'Sergeant Butterfield' from the local recruiting office came knocking my door in full dress uniform, stripes and all, on a courtesy follow-up visit, but I didn't answer and dived behind the settee til he'd left his card and gone, and I heard nothing more.
As a final gesture I tore the signing-up form out of the brochure and filled it in with the name and address of a cheeky kid who lived down the street and sent that in; dunno if they ever came for him.
If I'd joined myself I'd probably be a Field Marshal by now and would have won gongs for busting the Taliban's ass..
Yeah probably not. Usually the ones that think there the bad ass are the first ones running....