Religious Memes?

Tidal

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Three Wise Men- "We bring gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh"
Joseph- "Thanks, we'll take the gold but you can keep that other shit whatever it is"

 

Tidal

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High Priest- "Jesus of Nazareth alias the Christ, the Messiah and the son of god, you stand accused of upsetting us real bad, how do you plead?"
Jesus- "On yer bike Jack!"

 

Tidal

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Christopher Lee- "The time has come for you to be presented to the landlords daughter to be instructed in the art of lovemaking"
Youth- "I'm a bit scared sir"
Lee- "Shut up and just get stuck in you lucky little f****r"
 

Tidal

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Citizens- "How can we worship you with reverence and awe o great one?"
Egyptian goddess Sekhmet- "Just tickle my chin and offer me a saucer of milk from time to time" and i'll be fine with that"


 

Tidal

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Egyptian god Horus- "Hey babe, fancy climbing the great pyramid with me to watch the moon come up?"
Egyptian goddess Osiris- "Sod off you parrot-faced geek"


 

Awoken2

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Sit back and relax all you forum satanists, lucifereans and freemasons.Tidal is here and he's trashing Christianity in the name of Jeeeeesus!!!!

So chill out you guys.....Tidals got this.

He's a lean, mean, luciferean meme machine.o_O
 

Tidal

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Worshipper- "What divine words of wisdom are you writing there o mighty one?"
Egyptian god Thoth- "Just my shopping list: Doritos, Kleenex, Coca-Cola, jelly babies, 'Perverts Monthly' magazine, sex doll, condoms etc"


 
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Sit back and relax all you forum satanists, lucifereans and freemasons.Tidal is here and he's trashing Christianity in the name of Jeeeeesus!!!!

So chill out you guys.....Tidals got this.

He's a lean, mean, luciferean meme machine.o_O
Yeah... now if only they were witty or ironic on some level. I know, I know, I'm asking for too much considering, but still...
 
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