Religious Memes?

[Allegra]

Today is another day I see... Time for another memes!
To all Christian singles, here's your pick up lines!

1000/10 works

 

[Serveto]

"Now that we've nuked Russia and Iran, it's time to ascend to our reward!"
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[Karlysymon]

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"Now that we've nuked Russia and Iran, it's time to ascend to our reward!"
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Hahaha.
As a Christian, this makes me look and feel silly even though iam not a dispensationalist.

 

[Thunderian]

 

[Thunderian]

 

[Orwell's mentor]

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"Now that we've nuked Russia and Iran, it's time to ascend to our reward!"​

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Insightful article - thanks!

 

[bible_student]

 

[Allegra]

^ pickup lines gone wrong

 

[Allegra]

Saved for future reference! xD

 

[Vytas]

 

[Allegra]

 

[bible_student]

 

[Allegra]

 

[Allegra]

 

[Allegra]

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/utah-man-is-struck-by-lightning-while-masturbating-to-bible/

 

[Dalit]

Oh my goodness, that was the lamest devotional ever! My mom got it for me and I gave her the "you've got to be kidding me" look.

 

[Vytas]

 

[Dalit]

I just like this one.

 

[Colonel Valerio]

 

[Orwell's mentor]

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