JoChris Jan 17, 2019 3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.... You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
JoChris Aug 6, 2018 I used to be a part of a secret cooking society.... but they kicked me out for spilling the beans.
JoChris Aug 5, 2018 Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y.
JoChris Aug 4, 2018 A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
JoChris Jul 29, 2018 Set in a dystopian future, this is a movie in which criminal justice is delivered by an physically violent mob in a green public space for all to see. Welcome to: Jury Arse-Kick Park
Set in a dystopian future, this is a movie in which criminal justice is delivered by an physically violent mob in a green public space for all to see. Welcome to: Jury Arse-Kick Park
JoChris Jul 29, 2018 Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of Mad Cow disease? Cow 2: it's a good thing I'm a helicopter.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of Mad Cow disease? Cow 2: it's a good thing I'm a helicopter.
JoChris Jul 29, 2018 I believe a secret group of toddlers with flashlights rule the world. Yes, the illuminaughty.
JoChris Jul 27, 2018 Typical. I slept in and missed the start of the lunar eclipse and now all the trees are in the way.
JoChris Jul 25, 2018 Someone has stolen my copy of Microsoft office. Whoever you are, I will find you. You have my Word.- Jonathon Williams
Someone has stolen my copy of Microsoft office. Whoever you are, I will find you. You have my Word.- Jonathon Williams