3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar....
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
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Acts 17 apologetics "truth about jihad" playing live on YouTube right now!
The internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days.
I am not anti-social; I am just not user-friendly.
My battery had an alkaline problem, so it went to AA meetings.
I used to be a part of a secret cooking society....
but they kicked me out for spilling the beans.
Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
Q: What do you say when you comfort a grammar nazi?
A: there, their, they're.
Auto correct has become my worst enema.
Set in a dystopian future, this is a movie in which criminal justice is delivered by an physically violent mob in a green public space for all to see.
Welcome to: Jury Arse-Kick Park
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of Mad Cow disease?
Cow 2: it's a good thing I'm a helicopter.
I believe a secret group of toddlers with flashlights rule the world. Yes, the illuminaughty.
I am close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.
Typical. I slept in and missed the start of the lunar eclipse and now all the trees are in the way.
Conspiracy theories - some people are just illuminutty.
Does the day end with Y? It begins with coffee.
Someone has stolen my copy of Microsoft office. Whoever you are, I will find you. You have my Word.- Jonathon Williams
The only thing that flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself. -
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