Pedantic kleptomaniacs take things literally.
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Live episode of Answering Islam right now. Interaction welcomed everyone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukKioXUmCfI
I tried to explain quantum theory to a pair of siamese twin tropical birds...
but they were toucan fused.
Math(s) is so hard - 2n + 2n is so 4n to me....
Incompetent drivers will stop at nothing- Darren Walsh
To answer anti-Paul propagandists live talk (comment interactions right now): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcAANcxZWX0
A termite walks into a bar and says "where is the bar tender?"
3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar....
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
Acts 17 apologetics "truth about jihad" playing live on YouTube right now!
The internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days.
I am not anti-social; I am just not user-friendly.
My battery had an alkaline problem, so it went to AA meetings.
I used to be a part of a secret cooking society....
but they kicked me out for spilling the beans.
Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
Q: What do you say when you comfort a grammar nazi?
A: there, their, they're.
Auto correct has become my worst enema.
Set in a dystopian future, this is a movie in which criminal justice is delivered by an physically violent mob in a green public space for all to see.
Welcome to: Jury Arse-Kick Park
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of Mad Cow disease?
Cow 2: it's a good thing I'm a helicopter. -
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