but they kicked me out for spilling the beans.
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I used to be a part of a secret cooking society....
but they kicked me out for spilling the beans.
Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
Q: What do you say when you comfort a grammar nazi?
A: there, their, they're.
Auto correct has become my worst enema.
Set in a dystopian future, this is a movie in which criminal justice is delivered by an physically violent mob in a green public space for all to see.
Welcome to: Jury Arse-Kick Park
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of Mad Cow disease?
Cow 2: it's a good thing I'm a helicopter.
I believe a secret group of toddlers with flashlights rule the world. Yes, the illuminaughty.
I am close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.
Typical. I slept in and missed the start of the lunar eclipse and now all the trees are in the way.
Conspiracy theories - some people are just illuminutty.
Does the day end with Y? It begins with coffee.
Someone has stolen my copy of Microsoft office. Whoever you are, I will find you. You have my Word.- Jonathon Williams
The only thing that flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no
My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church.
So you know her BBT? Please call Canada's mental emergency helpline, Nympho needs to be admitted.
Chassidy you need to call that sex addict help line. I had no idea that was possible - what is wrong with you?
Canadians, what is your help line for sex addicts? The lady below is desperate for help. -
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