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"Life is and will remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors." -- Nicola Tesla Sep 14, 2017
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SignatureRANDALL FLAGG: Liars sit in chairs, you know. Truth tellers just sort of hunker down.
ASH: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?