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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein Dec 13, 2017 at 6:13 PM
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SignatureRANDALL FLAGG: Liars sit in chairs, you know. Truth tellers just sort of hunker down.
ASH: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?