Matthew 24:24-26 KJV
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.  Behold, I have told you before.  Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
I wish that there had been state fines to a child's parents if their children misbehaved resulting in non optimal learning environment for the other children. How to not get a fine? Unfair to pay for your child's behaviors? Be a f**king parent.
I'd like to thank God on behalf of all the horrible Christians throughout my life for bringing me closer to God through rejection of them. I'd like to thank all amazing Christians for solidifying and guiding one such as myself. /Bow and raucous applause