Stucky
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Reminds me of the story about an englishman who bought a cottage in the scottish highlands, he moved in and that evening there was a knock at the door. He opens it and there's a big hairy jock standing there in kilt, tam o' shanter, sporran, bagpipes under his arm, the lot.
"Och laddie" he says, "I live at the farm doon the glen and I'd like tae invite ye to a party there tonight, there'll be lots of drinking, singing, dancing and wild wild sex!"
"Wow thanks" says the englishman, "and how many will be there?"
"Och laddie" replies the jock, "Just the two of us!"
Aww man the poor Sheep will be devastated they didn't get an invite.
Hmm, quite obviously traitors. Usually we Scots only go near the border to do this,PS- If the jocks like Scotland so much, why are thousands living in England?..
And hey, if Scotland has a referendum and leaves the UK, will all the scrounging jock immigrants in England go back there?..