Do You Feel the Love?
*INTJ gets home from grocery store. ESFP has just learned about Love Languages*
INTJ: By the way, I got you that snack you liked, since I noticed you had run out.
ESFP: Awwwwww housemate. =‘) You DO love me.
INTJ: What?
ESFP: You’re expressing your love language through actions by getting something I like.
INTJ: Uh … yeah I guess.
ESFP: Housemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate! *hugs*
INTJ: UH *tenses up* What are you doing?
ESFP: I’m now expressing MY love language. It’s called Physical Touch. Do you like it
INTJ: I’m uncomfortable.
ESFP: Oh yeah I forgot, I have to express it in a way you like. *looks around for Act of Service to do*
INTJ: It’s fine, I understood the intent–
ESFP: *starts washing the dishes* Do you feel the love? *washes dishes harder* Do you feel it *furiously washes dishes* ARE YOU FEELING IT
INTJ: *laughs*
ESFP: YESSSSSSSSS *puts down the dishes and goes to sit back down*
INTJ: Wait … at least finish those
The types and why they love MBTI
INFP: they are FINALLY understood and they are NOT ALONE with their complex and sometimes senseless feelings. Also they like being obsessed with things in general so there you go. Will type every person around them until their life doesnt make sense anymore.
INFJ: their love to mbti may not be like an obsession. They love the theory stuff and want to know every detail of it. Also, they are happy because they realised that their complex personality was not an illness. (Even though theyre still very rare lol)
ENFP: getting way too much into the whole thing. love senseless memes of mbti stuff more than the theory thing. But their fascination may disappear soon, because of another thing they saw which is even more interesting than mbti (how
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ENFJ: convinced that everybody is still an individual and NO STEREOTYPES. likes the idea of sharing the personality with Obama and is very proud of it (wouldn’t ever admit it)
INTP: they will think some types (him) are better than others (ISTJs), which will be a very strong conflict with tolerant ENFJ. also get a little too much into it (similar to other Ne users like ENTP/ENFP/INFP)
INTJ: doubt the theory first, until they notice that IT IS SO TRUE AND IT IS SO REAL AND IT IS LIFE. Will never be satisfied with their knowledge about it. Wants to know every single detail about the theory. May be thinking that their typing skills are on point even if they aren’t
ENTP: as the Lords of memes we know, they will love senseless and sarcastic memes about mbti. like thinking of new stuff for the mbti community. love to think about abstract things and desperately wait for people to join his discussion
ENTJ: is proud and convinced to know everything of the whole theroy. acts like a boss and loves proving his knowledge. is good at typing.
ISTJ: there are two types of ISTJs: the ones that make fun of mbti (why should this be important?) and the ones who totally get obsessed with everything of it. (It may also be likely that those ones will mistype themselves as INTJs).
ISFJ: will like the whole thing but won’t get too much into it. Will be over and over suprised about the accurateness of mbti.
ESFJ: similar to the ENFJ, they will detest judging (not the function loool) under the types. Proud ESFJ. Will fight you if you will say they’re stupid. Will tell all of their friend about it.
ESTJ: like ENTJ, but less into it.
ISFP: spend their whole life on inventing aesthetics for each type. will concentrate on the types of their loved ones.
ISTP: sarcastic mbti memes. seem to see mbti as a joke but secretly, mbti has got a special place in their heart (yes theyve got a heart). they will gain their information especially at night
ESTP: are there any mbti-loving ESTPs out there???!
ESFP: will find artistic ways to express their love for mbti. Won’t do as good as ISFP does, is secretly hurt about that. Will type only their friends (a lot of people) and makes fun about their stereotypical behaviors (they do it because they think you’re cute.