This extract had killing me so much. What a good start for the day. I will do the subtitles for you :
ONE,TWO,THREE, AAAAAND ACTIOOOON !
Cameramen *start filming*
Mafia boss : Come on dude. It's just for the show. They are all dumb af. All I need is too stare into the crying goat and smile a little bit for him. Yep, just like that. Mainly, don't start laughing because of the stupidity of what I am actually doing for fame. It will be sus...
*Actually looking in the direction of the cam some seconds* good. They are still on me. At least, fuck, I am not enough into this. And I start to feel ashamed. My whole family will see this shit. They will disrespect me for several years but still.. I win too much money, let's get continue ! Look at me more stupid goat. Come on ! Respect the contract for fuck's sake !
The crying goat : I know you want to laugh at me wannabe alphabet hybrid bad boy. I can recognize myself into your face. I want to laugh too about the naivety of a lot of armys. We are going to show to our superiors how we can push this main ship. Come on, smile more little wannabe. Do like me, see my cheeks because of my smile? All the girls are weting their pants thinking I smile like a pure idiot for them.
Turtle :*looking if the youngers are doing correctly their work* hum. Not enough hot and salacious. Next time I will show them what to do exactly.