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"Caleb Hill MBTI enthusiast, critic, lover, and philosopher! - Updated 3y
What kind of criminal would each MBTI type be?
ENFP — That really friendly person who strikes up a conversation at Starbucks, puts you at your ease, then steals your wallet.
ENTP — Definitely a hacker, taking on bigger and bigger challenges, making money while having the time of their life, bringing down a government or two, and ghosting around social media to make sure they get the recognition they deserve.
ISFJ — The person who turns vigilante because they think the people in power are doing nothing to right the wrong ([*cough*] Steve Rogers [*cough*]), especially if the crime in question pushes their moral hot buttons.
ISTP — Maybe car thief, because what ISTP wouldn’t want both the thrill of stealing a car and police chase afterward, free of charge? Cars, adrenaline, and rule breaking. You can’t lose.
ISTJ — Criminal? These guys? I think not. They might get arrested for screaming at a kid for leaving gum on the sidewalk, but that’s probably as far as it goes.
ISFP — Elite graffiti artist, painting their messages in high visibility areas like the White House and United Nations. Highly illegal, but kind of cool.
ESFP — A, shall we say… promiscuous person whose can always blackmail someone a favor when they need to, picking up luxury goods from the black market for little more than a song… or a kiss.
ESTJ — Running a mafia like a well oiled machine with everyone from the police force to the lady next door in their pocket, with perfectly organized manila folders on them all.
ESTP — The heist guy who leads his team with a combination of high-stakes risks and impromptu cleverness to steal from the biggest and the baddest… or whichever’s easier.
ESFJ — Mass murderer. Gets everyone together for a well-organized and well-provisioned evening, makes them all feel at home the proceeds to kill them all with the secret ingredient in her irresistible cupcakes… nightshade.
INTJ — I’m gonna have to go with the flow and say mastermind on this one. They plan a world takeover in detail, but are masters of carpe diem, seizing their chances with calculated foresight. The world is in their grasp… unless they find an annoyingly incorrect Quora answer that really needs to be sorted out. Right now.
INTP — Serial thief. The bigger the challenge the more they will love it, using their knowledge of people, tech, and intricate security systems to bring down the house. They barely notice the money, though. All they want is the next puzzle.
ENFJ — Specialist in government takedown. Let’s say the communist cause caught their heart, and now they are mobilizing their skills as a planner, people connecter, and leader to pull the rug right out from under the unfortunate democracy.
ENTJ — Leader of a traitorous rebellion. They would utilize their unparalleled political, organizational, and practical skills to put into motion a sweeping plan that turns the tables on the infrastructure they had used for so long.
INFJ— Thanos. They’ve got a self-sacrificing idea for the betterment of humankind deep in their mind, built whole frameworks of plans and strategies around it, and inspired a select, but elite few to implement their solution. It’s scarily accurate, if you think about it.
INFP — Serial killer. Someone whose heart has been broken one too many times whose deep capacity for emotional pain leads them to kill anyone who is experiencing the love they are denied.
Sorry. That last one was a little dark.
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Cheers!
ps. These ‘every mbti type’ posts are tiring! Whew!"
(INTJ & INTP)
