You know this girlfriend I had I loved her a lot, but she dumped me That's why I called her when I got home "I'll treat you real good, can't you not break up with me?"
I really love her so muchThat crazy b*ch wished for so many things during s*xShe was in heat and only wanted it from the back I came out so fast, sorry I'll do better next time
But then she told me suddenly she wanted to break upI was crying and clinging on her, she replied "Are you joking?""You ugly, I'll call the cops on you, screw off" she said(Men don't cling on girls' like you, ah such a loser)
I don't know why my girlfriend did thatShe didn't reply my texts for several daysSorry I just can't break up with youI don't want this to be tiresomeI want to only be crazy for you
You seriously don't love me? - NoYou won't regret this? - Stop bullsh*tting if I regret I wouldn't break up with youJust try breaking up with me again, I'll kill you - What kill me? Yeah try killing me you loser
I grabbed the fork that was laying on the tableI slit her throat open with it, she screamed at me saying it hurts"Shut up, the ajumma next door hates when we make too much noise""She'll report us to the residents"
That's why I pushed the fork even deeper in her throatAh f*ck my Ferragamo glasses were made specially for my eyesBut the blood is now splashed everywhere and I can't even see the front, it's so sticky
Huh? But something is weirdShe's not speaking, "What's wrong babe? Speak"There was strawberry jam running out from her neckSuch a waste, I just ate all the bread a while ago
It already came down to this, I need to cut up her body and find somewhere to stuff all thisLet me try the sink and open the kimchi fridgeFirst let me take the kitchen knife
*slice* Let me try to cut my lovely babe up*slice* let me try to cut her like I cut through bread*slice* let me try to cut her, her skin is damn pretty*slice* let me try to cut her, I already took out all her bones
Let me take out our darling's fingers firstThe nail art you received yesterday is way too prettySo I cut up her fingersI cut them one by one and chewed on them like carrots
Oh but that girl's eyeballs were still starring at meOh she moved, looks like you're still aliveIt's ok, meat is usually eaten fresh for sashimiIt shouldn't be different for humans right?
Ah! That girl suddenly stood upShe looked at me and said it straight up"Ah f*ck I just had my nail art yesterday, do you know how precious they are to me? F*cking annoying"
"Yah how can you still talk?I f*cking stabbed your neck with a fork and cut you up"- Would you stay still if you just spent 60,000won yesterday? Ah such a waste f*ck
"Ah f*ck such a waste""Ah f*ck such a waste""Ah f*ck such a waste""Ah f*ck such a waste""60,000won is so precious, such a shame"
"Anyways sorry for killing youTo be honest, I love you but you broke up with meI was so shocked and the future looked pitched dark, what do you want me to do?You shouldn't have broken up with me"
- Seriously you're too obsessed, why don't you hang out with your friends? Why don't you go to the club?
"It can't be helped, you just give yourself to any guy out thereHow can guys deal with you? What should I do?"- So you killed me for that?"I told you, sorry for killing you"- I know, next time, don't kill me, I love you
"Me too, I love you, please reborn as a prostitute in your next life"And so I proceeded in chopping her up again
Head, shoulders, knees, feet, knees, feetHead, shoulders, knees, feet, knees, feetHead, shoulders, knees, feet, knees, feetHead, shoulders, knees, feet, knees, feetI cut her up so much so much, I cut her up *moans*I cut her up so much so much, I cut her up *moans*I cut her up so much so much, I cut her up *moans*
I opened the kimchi fridge and was about to put her in it but my mom entered"Son what are you doing?"- I'm putting things in the kimchi fridge"Don't put it there, your dad is already inside"- Ah true"If it stinks the neighbors will complain right?"- Yeah.... Then where should I put it? Mom"Hmm.. Luckily we're the last day of the 3 dogs days (Korean holiday ish), yeah, bring the frying pan"
It seems that even the universe is on BT$’s side, well at least that’s what South Korean people believe at the moment.The global superstars recently kicked off their world tour on the 25th at Jamsil Stadium. Fans were initially worried because the typhoon Soulik, which was headed straight for Seoul, South Korea, actually never made it to the city. This was obviously a concern since BT$’s tour concert was held in an outdoor stadium and having a typhoon hurling its powerful wind isn’t exactly the best thing to happen.And what’s even crazier is that despite rain drenching the city in the past few days, the rain always stopped during the time when the idol group performed. Coincidence? Hard to say as the timing seems eerily perfect.There definitely seems to something supernatural happening at this point if they’re able to beat out even the weather.Is there a higher power watching over BT$?It's the Korean media that started this bs, maybe B1gH1t themselves made sure Nav3r wrote it this way:
하늘도 방탄소년단을 도왔다. 태풍 ‘솔릭’도 비껴가고 주룩주룩 내리던 비도 공연 시작 전 멈췄다. (first line)Translation: Heaven also helped BT$. The typhoon 'Soulik' never made it to the city, and the rain that had been pouring since before the performance just stopped before they began performing.
