My whore mother shamed me for my konosuba collection

Flarepath

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You should probably refrain from referring to your mother as a whore. It says more about you than it does about her inability to understand or approve of your magazine collection.
On the other hand the bible refers to 'The Whore of Babylon', I dunno who she was but she must have been a nasty piece of work..:)
 

illegalbeagle

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Hahahaha your mum is a whore because you are a simp?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm guessing your dad left? Only because a real man doesn't cuss his mother and a real man doesn't jack off to hentai.

Shame your mother is a whore and birthed you eh?
 

Kevin Logan

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Hahahaha your mum is a whore because you are a simp?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm guessing your dad left? Only because a real man doesn't cuss his mother and a real man doesn't jack off to hentai.

Shame your mother is a whore and birthed you eh?
Do you have brain damage?
 

Flarepath

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..My whore mother shamed me for my konosuba collection
Nagging their kids is what most parents DO, so just ignore them..:)-
As a kid mine were obsessed with "putting on a show" for the neighbours, and whenever I went out my mother would say "Comb yer bleddy hair you scruff, it's sticking up on top like a cockatoo", but I just ignored her.
But even now I can't help looking sideways at my reflection in shop windows to see if it's still sticking up..:)
As for my dad, he was totally nutty, he used to hammer on my bedroom door at the crack of dawn yelling "Get out of bed and look for a job you idle bleeder, all the neighbours are talking about you, they're crying out for people at the glue factory", but I just thought "Oh stick it" and turned over and went back to sleep..:)
 
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