Incidentally some 20 years ago my solicitor sent me to a psychiatrist in connection with my upcoming vigilante court case, he was probably hoping the shrink would pronounce me nutty so he could get me off on a "guilty but insane" plea.
The shrink sat me opposite him across a desk (no couch) and fired questions at me for about 20 minutes (for example 'do you masturbate' etc) and made a written note of my replies.
When he sent his report to my solicitor a few days later I was surprised to learn that the shrink's report concluded with-
"Mr X is a strong-willed individual which would account for the trouble he now finds himself in with the police, but his behaviour was appropriate throughout our interview and i can therefore find no grounds to suggest that the balance of his mind was disturbed"
Drat, I don't want to be "appropriate", it sounds boring..
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