How to Turn Your Child Into a Werewolf in One Easy Step

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OK, OK, I know it's the Star...but this here is some thoroughly messed up shit! (On the plus side, at least we know Monoxadil really works!)

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/children-develop-werewolf-syndrome-after-19014094

 

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Reckon how Gillete is gonna gender-sensitize this?