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New Law Requires You To Listen To Greta Thunberg Lecture Before Purchasing Gasoline


A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful fossil fuels.

“We want to make sure drivers are informed,” said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. “So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work.”

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg’s entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, “How dare you!” over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

(...from Babylon Bee...)
 

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...for those 'non-mechanical'.... it's a replication of an automotive hose clamp...
...there are several of these (various sizes) underneath the hood/bonnet of the last car you took an Uber/Lyft ride in... :D
...a 'send-up' of the old "He Went to Jared" ad campaign for Jared Jewelers, from some years back...
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...and.... the transmission of the Uber/Lyft car is sometimes called a 'tranny' by mechanics...
...this is the 'bell housing' which 'houses/contains' the transmission.... :cool::p
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Roman Tribune- "Which of you is Spartacus? Step forward for trial and punishment"

 

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"Comrades, we shall invade Mexico then sweep north to take the USA before Trump gets his wall up"

 
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