VC forum roast 2

Vixy

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I have realised now..why I'm out.. Myes.. I must kill the king..yes, that's it....kill the king.. haha!..haha..haha...hahahahahah!

 






Awoken2

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On a closer inspection of VC forums.
It's a bit like Sesame street but with less decorum.

So let's have a wander through some of the threads.
A good place to discover what's in these people's heads.

Well the 1st place to start is the BTS thread.
Oh, not enough time to read it, in 9 years I'll be dead.

If you're a fan of the band what a wonderful feast.
Pics galore and stories sent by kids from the far east.

I'd guess there are maybe one or two BoTS here too.
It's like one endless edition of Scooby Doo.

I see in most threads people fall out.
@Lisa and @justjess usually having their daily bout.

They need a referee to stop the contest.
Jess, you won.....Lisa, you're second best.

If you wanna get deep talk to @RedSkyAtMorning.
As deep as whale poo but will leave you yawning.

This place has more rabbit holes than Watership Down.
Many are occupied by shills, trolls and clowns.

Obviously some people here are paid to post.
Easily spotted trying to distract you the most.

.......(drops the flamethrower, flings off asbestos gloves and surveys carnage)

Forum incinerated....may do more later....if I'm this bored again.
 






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Maes17

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On a closer inspection of VC forums.
It's a bit like Sesame street but with less decorum.

So let's have a wander through some of the threads.
A good place to discover what's in these people's heads.

Well the 1st place to start is the BTS thread.
Oh, not enough time to read it, in 9 years I'll be dead.

If you're a fan of the band what a wonderful feast.
Pics galore and stories sent by kids from the far east.

I'd guess there are maybe one or two BoTS here too.
It's like one endless edition of Scooby Doo.

I see in most threads people fall out.
@Lisa and @justjess usually having their daily bout.

They need a referee to stop the contest.
Jess, you won.....Lisa, you're second best.

If you wanna get deep talk to @RedSkyInTheMorning.
As deep as whale poo but will leave you yawning.

This place has more rabbit holes than Watership Down.
Many are occupied by shills, trolls and clowns.

Obviously some people here are paid to post.
Easily spotted trying to distract you the most.

.......(drops the flamethrower, flings off asbestos gloves and surveys carnage)

Forum incinerated....may do more later....if I'm this bored again.
I want to know about this paid poster thing lol.

Just asking for a friend.
 






Awoken2

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I want to know about this paid poster thing lol.

Just asking for a friend.
Ohhh you know who the derailers are, we are eye deep amongst them each and every day. If you're after a job you'll have to up your game a bit I'd say.
 






Maes17

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Ohhh you know who the derailers are, we are eye deep amongst them each and every day. If you're after a job you'll have to up your game a bit I'd say.
I can put my detailing career on hold for a cushy life of internet living.

VC or whoever is hiring, send me an app asap.
I prefer not to be involved with any Clintons though
 






Devine

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after eating my fill, i wandered away and mingled with my fellow forum friends. there was a small presentation given out to honor @Lisa , who holds the title of having the most posts.



everyone cheered. she was also given a second award for most wasted bandwidth. even the board shills are no match for her profound, circular arguments, and her sharp entries for the 'pick a word' thread are second to none. hooray for lisa!!


my buddy @The Zone showed up, prepared, donning a special outfit that is not only impervious to coronavirus, but it protects his thin skin.




lets see.. what else... @Devin was there...



ah. i finally was able to meet @Maes17. he skipped it last year like everyone skips over his posts, but this year he had just enough time to visit between car washes. he passed on the sweetish food, instead opting to consume all of his muscle building protein shakes. i have been telling him for years now that the hydrolyzed proteins in that stuff are excitotoxic and are damaging his cerebral neurons. but dont worry, maes, we can hardly notice the brain damage.

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omg. this is too good. this is amazing.
 






Devine

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wow! two sweetish guys showed up in the park during our big reunion, so i was lucky enough to meet some of the locals. i met Ibrahim Ibn-mohammed and his friend, "Supreme Allah" Rachman.



Honest Ib and i hit it off right away. i told him how cool it was to be able to spell words with a 'Q' at the end of them without a "U". later, he told me best places to meet good looking sweetish women at night.


although hes been posting for less than one year, @Frank Badfinger has done some really good work here at the VC forum when he has all of his fingers on the keyboard.


i offered frank a little joke to break the ice. i said, "frank, when do you go on red and stop on green?"
"i dont know", he said.
"watermelon!"
frank thought for a moment. "when do you go on green and stop on red?"
"a stoplight, of course!" i said.
"no. your nose."

i was able to find a few moments to sit down with my good friend manama and congratulate her newfound success at becoming a doctor. she now joins the other eminent doctors of our time: dr mengele, dr. dre, doc gooden, and dr. bill gates.
we went over our favorite adjuvants.... now who doesnt like polysorbate 80? she was so excited about her new career that she flashed me her newest tattoo which she recently got commemorating her graduation:

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she had another tattoo on the inside of her wrist.


i said, "does that commemorate the holocaust victims?"
"hell no!" she said. "thats how many people i hope to eradicate... i mean vaccinate, during my career."
we parted ways, mutually excited about the upcoming new effects of the corona virus RNA vaccine.
"HPVax for life im dyingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg oh lord Too Good
 






Devine

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On a closer inspection of VC forums.
It's a bit like Sesame street but with less decorum.

So let's have a wander through some of the threads.
A good place to discover what's in these people's heads.

Well the 1st place to start is the BTS thread.
Oh, not enough time to read it, in 9 years I'll be dead.

If you're a fan of the band what a wonderful feast.
Pics galore and stories sent by kids from the far east.

I'd guess there are maybe one or two BoTS here too.
It's like one endless edition of Scooby Doo.

I see in most threads people fall out.
@Lisa and @justjess usually having their daily bout.

They need a referee to stop the contest.
Jess, you won.....Lisa, you're second best.

If you wanna get deep talk to @RedSkyAtMorning.
As deep as whale poo but will leave you yawning.

This place has more rabbit holes than Watership Down.
Many are occupied by shills, trolls and clowns.

Obviously some people here are paid to post.
Easily spotted trying to distract you the most.

.......(drops the flamethrower, flings off asbestos gloves and surveys carnage)

Forum incinerated....may do more later....if I'm this bored again.
@polymoog do awoken 2 he annoys the shit out of me
 






Devine

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here's my roast:

you are all dumb as rocks and annoying as shit i don't know why i even waste my super precious time enlightening you fools with my threads of liquid gold knowledge when none of you deserve it and every time i come here i regret it. the people on twitter are actually a lot smarter if you can believe it. a few of you are at least nice but none of you are FUN or even funny really. only exception is @polymoog. and to him id say i Did post here for Years before Trump came out i should get more credit :)
@Maes17 made me laugh once or twice before petering out. i thought you were like a 60 year old man?
and I didn't like my picture. this one suits me better id say:
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Awoken2

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@polymoog do awoken 2 he annoys the shit out of me
But surely you have the adequate vocabulary, wisdom and charming wit to do me yourself? Why give Polymoog the job? I'm quite sure my posts don't annoy Moog as much as you so he wouldn't be able to deliver his roast with the same vigour and enthusiasm.

Go for it, just get it off your chest.....roast me!

....(assumes pre roast position)
 






Maes17

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here's my roast:

you are all dumb as rocks and annoying as shit i don't know why i even waste my super precious time enlightening you fools with my threads of liquid gold knowledge when none of you deserve it and every time i come here i regret it. the people on twitter are actually a lot smarter if you can believe it. a few of you are at least nice but none of you are FUN or even funny really. only exception is @polymoog. and to him id say i Did post here for Years before Trump came out i should get more credit :)
@Maes17 made me laugh once or twice before petering out. i thought you were like a 60 year old man?
and I didn't like my picture. this one suits me better id say:
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My comedy career has been cut short. Early retirement.

60 year old man?
Wtf?






Boom roasted
 






Devine

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But surely you have the adequate vocabulary, wisdom and charming wit to do me yourself? Why give Polymoog the job? I'm quite sure my posts don't annoy Moog as much as you so he wouldn't be able to deliver his roast with the same vigour and enthusiasm.

Go for it, just get it off your chest.....roast me!

....(assumes pre roast position)
IDK dude I'm not fancy enough to roast you proper.
I will say when you told me how old you are I felt bad. I would not have spoken to you so rudely because I respect my elders not even playing I do!
I also thought that for being that age, you seem a bit petty.
Is that a roast?
 






Devine

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But surely you have the adequate vocabulary, wisdom and charming wit to do me yourself? Why give Polymoog the job? I'm quite sure my posts don't annoy Moog as much as you so he wouldn't be able to deliver his roast with the same vigour and enthusiasm.

Go for it, just get it off your chest.....roast me!

....(assumes pre roast position)
I do think you seem cool sometimes except when you disagree with me :D
a little mean though. and petty for your age. bet you annoy the hell out of your wife?
 






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