Etagloc
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The next time an atheist on a flying broomstick tells you there's no God- you tell them this- "then explain pizza.". Checkmate, atheists!
This thread is for pizza appreciation, pizza research, pizza philosophy, pizza history, pizza love, pizza discussion, critical pizza theory, pizza theology, pizza-inspired artwork. This is the place to be for aspiring pizzalogists.
What is the connection between pizza and ULTIMATE SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT? Does pizza have miraculous healing benefits such as curing depression and protecting against the evil eye? Is Pizza Hut the beast of Revelations? What was the nature of pre-pizza civilization and how have things changed since the beginning of the Pizza Age (PA)?
Maybe we should investigate the word pizza. Pizza in numerology breaks down to 33. Also it it is pronounced
PEET-ZUH
From this we can surmise that Pizza was originally connected with someone Peet. Zuh sort of sounds like "uuuuuh"- which is an anxious sound- why would Peet be associated with fear? We can clearly see that Peet must been a persecutor of the early pizza chefs. The "zuh" is an expression of fear of Peet the Slayer of Pizza Makers. Most likely, Italy was attacked by legions of anti-pizza soldiers. This most likely caused the fearful reaction which led to Italian Fascism. This may be why Mussolini, in desperation, linked up with Hitler. WW2 would have been a secret plot by Pizza Hut to eliminate the secret ancient Italian pizza recipes.
If you look at Iraq thing they say it was oil. What is oil sold for? Money. What is money used to buy? Pizza.
I hope you see now that the truth is very different than we've been taught.
This thread is for pizza appreciation, pizza research, pizza philosophy, pizza history, pizza love, pizza discussion, critical pizza theory, pizza theology, pizza-inspired artwork. This is the place to be for aspiring pizzalogists.
What is the connection between pizza and ULTIMATE SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT? Does pizza have miraculous healing benefits such as curing depression and protecting against the evil eye? Is Pizza Hut the beast of Revelations? What was the nature of pre-pizza civilization and how have things changed since the beginning of the Pizza Age (PA)?
Maybe we should investigate the word pizza. Pizza in numerology breaks down to 33. Also it it is pronounced
PEET-ZUH
From this we can surmise that Pizza was originally connected with someone Peet. Zuh sort of sounds like "uuuuuh"- which is an anxious sound- why would Peet be associated with fear? We can clearly see that Peet must been a persecutor of the early pizza chefs. The "zuh" is an expression of fear of Peet the Slayer of Pizza Makers. Most likely, Italy was attacked by legions of anti-pizza soldiers. This most likely caused the fearful reaction which led to Italian Fascism. This may be why Mussolini, in desperation, linked up with Hitler. WW2 would have been a secret plot by Pizza Hut to eliminate the secret ancient Italian pizza recipes.
If you look at Iraq thing they say it was oil. What is oil sold for? Money. What is money used to buy? Pizza.
I hope you see now that the truth is very different than we've been taught.