A new book on my Christmas list from the Babylon Bee…
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Are you ready to GET WOKE?
If you're ready to start your journey and "be better", you need
The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness.
Here's what some random people we found on the internet are saying:
"Until I read the
Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, I had no sympathy for headless treesexual elves who ride unicycles. But I woke up to their existence and realize both my privilege and how utterly insane wokeness is. 5 stars, mostly because of the pictures."
—Erick Erickson, host of the appropriately titled Erick Erickson Show
"Finally, a book that can make us all exactly the same! How great it will be when no one has a different opinion?! The Babylon Bee has finally written a humor book making fun of those who are humorless. Hilarious on so many levels."
—Glenn Beck, chalkboard connoisseur, cries a lot
"The Babylon Bee is by far the funniest outlet in America. And their new book is the funniest new book in America."
—Ben Shapiro, life insurance salesman, married to a doctor
"If you’re looking to laugh your a** off while the Bee slays the Left’s sacred cows, look no further! Satire always beats idiocy, and this book annihilates the woke shibboleths of the modern age.”
—Sen. Ted Cruz, Cancun enthusiast, possible serial killer
"When you consider our culture today, you either have to laugh uproariously or repeatedly smack yourself in the forehead with a hatchet. This book will make you laugh uproariously and costs about the same as a decent hatchet. So your call."
—Andrew Klavan, Master of the Multiverse, bald guy
"The Bee is the funniest site on social media next to my stuff and this book hits wokeness with a truthful comedy sledgehammer right between its pronouns. This book is flat-out hilarious and sadly true. But enough about the Bee, check my site for tour dates."
— Larry the Cable Guy, man who identifies as a tow truck
"At times the woke crowd does and says things that make me think, 'Surely this is satire.' Unfortunately, it isn’t. The woke/anti-racist movement has now gone so far that satirizing them has become difficult. Thankfully, the Babylon Bee is so adept at satire that they are able to pull it off even in this treacherous territory. With mockery that rivals that of Elijah before the prophets of Baal, this book takes on the pernicious ideology eating away at the core of all we hold dear and exposes its most ridiculous tenets, all while reminding the reader that sometimes, we just need to laugh; even if it's just to keep from crying.”
—Voddie Baucham, Jr., Dean of the School of Divinity at the African Christian University, author of the national bestseller Fault Lines, owner of epic beard
"It's very rare that the written word makes me laugh, but
The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness had me laughing all the way through!"
—JP Sears, deranged thought criminal with long red hair
"This is the satirical skewering of wokeness the world needed. The cultural commentary is razor-precise, unrelentingly funny, and air-clearing. In the spirit of Luther, Lewis, and other eminently cancellable cisgender patriarchalist oppressors whose names we shall soon biomechanically erase from our minds,
The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokenesstells the truth and mocks the devil.
—Dr. Owen Strachan, started a seminary in a strip mall