- Aug 17, 2018
Stolen from the comments section of that video:
And the alphabet soup group begged unto me, cowering in fear "Please do not strike us, we only want to live." And I took pity on the alphabet soup group and said "l will not strike you".
And the alphabet soup group pleaded onto me, "Let us be at our homes, for it is our sanctuary, and we only want to love in private." And I showed compassion to the alphabet soup group and left them alone in their homes. "
And the alphabet soup group wept onto me saying "We only wish to consummate our love with one another, so we can be happy. And I was moved by the alphabet soup group, and agreed to their union.
But then: The alphabet soup group marched onto my street, unclothed in a parade of debauchery in front of my children. Disgusted, I cried "What is this?" The alphabet soup group demanded that I believe and take onto me the "female penis". That it does not matter who I lay with.
Sickened, I cried "I will not!" The alphabet soup group demanded onto me that I take my child to "drag queen storytime" to be exposed at an early age. Shocked, I yelled "NO, it is inappropriate!" And the alphabet soup group, in the greatest treachery, seeked to mutilate my child, to be converted to a "drag kid". To prostate my child in font of others, in sin and debauchery.
With righteous anger and fury I exclaimed "ENOUGH, YOU HAVE BETRAYED AND SPURNED MY GOOD WILL! NOW I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH A WRATH YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON YOURSELVES! THE RECKONING HAS COME, AND I WILL GRANT NO MERCY ONTO THEE!"
Psalms of the Cultural War"