Pandemic memes

The Agrarian

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...CDC vaxx promo - and some of the remarks I found....
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Yep, exactly what a perfectly normal farmer looks like after working in the fields and on equipment all day. Not a bit of dirt on the tractor, clothes or hands. I'm convinced.
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His fingernails are manicured and spotless and his hands are soft.
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Got the jab, yet he’s still wearing a mask out in the middle of his farm field.
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Fitbit or Apple watch.
All farmers have em.
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Are there a lot of metrosexual farmers out there I’m not aware of?
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I guess the soy boy in pajamas wasn’t available
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That dude has the hands of a gay masseuse - that ain’t no farmer!
CDC can pound sand with their advice since they lie about the VAERS report daily.
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Look at his fingers! Never shucked an ear of corn, let alone grew a field of it.
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I noticed that too, my hands look more farmerly than his, and I’m a woman.
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So if you get the jab you have to wear your mask all the time even in the middle of nowhere when no one is around. Sounds like a fake vaccine
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Note, the lack of any tan. Shirt looks brand new as though it has never been through the wash yet. New John Deere tractor.
But most telling, no MAGA cap!
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We’re letting ours go to some underserved community. That’s how much we care. Another selfless act. Is there a virtue signaling bracelet for that?
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farmers prefer horse paste ;)

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I am literally a farmer and this made my day lol
 
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