Vegans are good people, their existence only means more meat for us. Sadly they are eating my food's food.
The vegans must be stopped, manama. The vegan agenda is everywhere. I have a list of senators who are working for the vegan conspiracy.
The vegans hate us for our freedom. They have joined with.... umm... antifa- the same group who murdered Mecca..... they have joined to form an axis of evil.
We have to stop the vegans and..... (tries to think of another bad guy)... country music fans. Country music fans, antifa and veganism.... they're all in cahoots.
Do you want to know the truth about what happened to Atlantis? Veganism happened, manama. Veganism sank Atlantis, manama. The Titanic too. Leonardo decaprisun was only there to distract you.
The one-eye symbol? Of course it represents the one-eye of a vegan who has lost their sight due to chronic lack of animal flesh.
The cause of human freedom rests on your shoulders, manama. Buy a flamethrower from me and fight the vegans!