Gywneth Paltrow's new candle scent

[Spades]

I might as well go back to bed today.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina | The Daily Wire

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[lightmightgirl]

some awesome user posed this a while back. Hope it makes you laugh, I sure did. She's a nutjob.

 

[SatanIsUgly]

I’ve never heard of this lady til today and now I wish I could reverse time.

 

[Stan4NoOne]

some awesome user posed this a while back. Hope it makes you laugh, I sure did. She's a nutjob.

 

[Pan]

I might as well go back to bed today.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina | The Daily Wire

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This is pure Kabbalah Sex Magik and it is hilarious. I applaud Gwyneth.

To understand why Gwyneth is so obsessed with her magical vagina, then we must understand who Gwyneth actually is. She is a Jewish woman who follows the mysteries and sex magik of the Jewish Kabbalah;

Gwyneth 'obsession with Kabbalah and diet caused tension with Chris'

Coldplay singer Chris Martin struggled to deal with various aspects of Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle which is believed to have led to their split.

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[Lisa]

I always end up feeling sorry for her kids..

 

[SatanIsUgly]

This is pure Kabbalah Sex Magik and it is hilarious. I applaud Gwyneth.

To understand why Gwyneth is so obsessed with her magical vagina, then we must understand who Gwyneth actually is. She is a Jewish woman who follows the mysteries and sex magik of the Jewish Kabbalah;

Gwyneth 'obsession with Kabbalah and diet caused tension with Chris'

Coldplay singer Chris Martin struggled to deal with various aspects of Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle which is believed to have led to their split.

www.dailymail.co.uk

This article was great! Almost made me believe Chris Martin wasn’t into Kabbalah himself. iiiii don’t think I believe that.

 

[Pan]

This article was great! Almost made me believe Chris Martin wasn’t into Kabbalah himself but you can easily prove that to be untrue.

Everyone who's Someone is into Kabbalah these days. It is mankind's greatest venture into magik and enlightenment.

 

[Maes17]

Vag scented candles? Naw fam, I’m good

 

[DevaWolf]

Wonder how narcissitic you have to be to get to the point that you think this is a great idea

 

[TC1968]

Does this candle smell like her cooch before or after she steam cleans it?

 

[Maes17]

Wonder how narcissitic you have to be to get to the point that you think this is a great idea

She’s on a high horse for sure

 

[Spades]

Does this candle smell like her cooch before or after she steam cleans it?

She's one of those "shit smells like roses" kind of people.