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JoChris

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Is it funny or sad when reporters need to warn Twitter users a that a parody news website is "fake news"?


It says in the actual tab: "The Babylon Bee - your trusted source for Christian News Satire"!!!!

Original article: https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-flags-to-be-flown-half-mast-to-grieve-death-of-soleimani

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference held on Capitol Hill Friday, mourning Democrat leaders called for flags to be flown half-mast to honor the death of Qasem Soleimani.

Flags were spotted flying at half-mast around the country, notably at The Washington Post, The New York Times, and in front of several celebrities' homes. The celebrities went out and bought an American flag for the first time just to fly it at half-mast for this important time of grief.

"The grieving process is painful but necessary," said Rep. Ilhan Omar. "As a nation, we need to stop and grieve this great, austere, revered religious scholar. He was one of the good ones."

In a rare moment of unity with The Squad, Pelosi gave each of the girls a hug, telling them to just "let it all out" in their time of sadness.

Ocasio-Cortez didn't seem to know what was happening but adjusted her glasses to look smart.

A teary-eyed Barack Obama was also seen solemnly lowering the flag in front of his seaside mansion. "To think, this all could have been prevented with a few pallets of cash." He sighed and stared off into the distance, a look of pain and regret on his face. "If only Trump had targeted a U.S. citizen with a drone strike instead."

Later, Democrats clarified they meant we should fly the Iranian flag at half-mast, not the "offensive and problematic" American flag.
 






Ramoncito

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"the treader of the path" 7+1= 8 ( anti-christ number). A draw from Alesteir crowlie.
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saki

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...an African-American man tasked with cleaning/dusting a statue of Robert C. Byrd.....
....those who know the history of The Kleagle/Exalted Cyclops, Robert C.Byrd will get the raw irony here.....
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"Robert C. Byrd, was a recruiter for the Klan while in his 20s and 30s, rising to the title of Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops of his local chapter."
 






saki

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Just about any crazy, wheels-off story in the Untied States either start or ends with "in Florida".
...the headlines alone will have you howling..... "Florida Man" is a new 'anti-hero/superhero' meme genre....
Florida Man
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Florida Man is an Internet meme, popularized in 2013, in which the phrase “Florida Man” is taken from various unrelated news articles describing people who hail from or live in Florida, and interpreted as the name of a fumbling superhero. Internet users typically submit links to news stories and articles about unusual or strange crimes or events occurring in Florida, particularly those where "Florida Man" is mentioned in the headline and has been wreaking havoc. The meme calls attention to Florida's supposed notoriety for strange and unusual events.[1] Miami New Times claimed that freedom of information laws in Florida make it easier for journalists to obtain information about arrests from the police than in other states and that this is responsible for the large number of news articles.[2]

 






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The forests look green, therefore have retained some moisture?
It means that D.E.W. - Direct Energy Weapons were used to cause those fires. Many photos have been published showing homes completely destroyed due to fire and heat yet near by existing trees, bushes and grass have gone unscathed. Other photos have shown vehicles melted due to extreme heat which normal fire temperatures can't reach.
 






Lisa

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It means that D.E.W. - Direct Energy Weapons were used to cause those fires. Many photos have been published showing homes completely destroyed due to fire and heat yet near by existing trees, bushes and grass have gone unscathed. Other photos have shown vehicles melted due to extreme heat which normal fire temperatures can't reach.
I remember that..but I was just thinking..the trees look green...do you think that could have something to do with the fire not touching it? I just think about making fires in the fire pit and if you try to use firewood thats wet..it won’t burn. Wouldn’t green trees mean that there is moisture in them so they didn’t burn? That’s the point I’m trying to make anyway.
 






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