Why would I lie about me being jailed? if I was a phoney I'd want to keep that fact hidden, but we holy men don't do "phoney"..
Like I've said in VC before, I told the police about a black drug gang who were selling drugs to kids at the school across the road, but the coppers did nothing.
Then the gang complained that I was "harassing" them by watching them, so the cops arrested me and I got 3 months in Leicester prison on a vigilante rap.
Of course, it gives me bragging rights for life because I can boast I was held in the same jail that once held the Great Train Robbers, the Krays and Mad Frankie Fraser, how kool is that?..
Leicester Prison
Tidal