Can I post on here about weird experiences I've had? Or would that be out of line with the goal here?

[Maes17]

Wow this reminds me of an old joke:

A man goes to a doctor and says: I have a problem, every time i go to sleep, i get a wet dream.
The doctor says: Could you please explain in more detail exactly how it happens?
A man: Well i go to sleep, and then i have a dream, in my dream a little devil appears and says: Hey, lets go pee! - Next thing i know i wake up with a wet bed.

The doctor pauses, scratches his head and says: Have you ever tried saying "no" to the little devil? Try it!

The following night the man has a dream and the little devil comes and says: Let's go pee!
The man replies: No!
So the little devil say: Let's go poo!

Oooh. Eeeww

 

[Vytas]

He had it coming, never trust doctors...

 

[Trenton]

I watch this clip regularly, keeps me motivated

 

[polymoog]

I watch this clip regularly, keeps me motivated

there are several versions. theres one that is looped-- 10 hours of the kid stumbling on his words.

 

[Trenton]

there are several versions. theres one that is looped-- 10 hours of the kid stumbling on his words.

I'll play that one during my sleep, subliminal motivational... I'll be unstoppable.

 

[Maes17]

there are several versions. theres one that is looped-- 10 hours of the kid stumbling on his words.

10 hours is too much.
3 minutes looped max is enough for me.
I want to say probably a minute or so in, I'll just start laughing

 

[polymoog]

10 hours is too much.
3 minutes looped max is enough for me.
I want to say probably a minute or so in, I'll just start laughing

just admit it, maes-- you just want to have him do you so much that you could do anything. (...not that theres anything wrong with that...)

 

[Maes17]

just admit it, maes-- you just want to have him do you so much that you could do anything. (...not that theres anything wrong with that...)

Sounds kinda kinky lol