He belongs to himself but they see him as community property. When he gets in a relationship, they will implode. Tae won't let them close and no one likes Rm. They forget about Jh and Jn doesn't inspire stalkers.
Whether they "explode or implode" Jk stans will experience a serious "shattering from within & without"...once Jk confirms a relationship...
No longer the favorite vanilla which they can put all sorts of toppings on...even chili peppers...lol
As for T*e...he will always make himself a "tease..." T*e's Teases will titillate his stans 'til eTaernity...who knows...
Rm...actually there's "someone" who really, really likes him...
Jh can't be easily forgotten...he modeled how to wear a "condom shirt" in a cool way...with shades...lol
And Jn..."doesn't inspire stalkers..." but that's just the way he likes it...lol
Seokjn is truly a charming, clever, and "calculating capitalist..."
...Why invest in, and produce a 3-minute seriously sensible song...and hope for it to make it to the charts...
...when he can get the same results & much more with a 1.13 minute-trot song about a common fish...
...get all sectors of the populace to sing/perform it...while reverse psyching them that he's actually "embarrassed" and tells them to "stop..."
...he knows they won't stop...lol
...so the "fish song" as an "unassuming bait" even catches BB Hot Top 10! Lol!
And the WWH is laughing happily, nasally... all the way to the bank! Haha!