Going to put this in a spoiler as I don't want to take up thread space
I know you were perhaps joking or flattering me (aww thanks lol), But people would very quickly get mad at me if I moderated discussion - and they'd have every right to, because I'd probably quickly take up thread space replying to each offender with what they've done. It would stifle discussion in the same way flipping through pages of the back and forth arguments that often happen here do. Reddit has an in-built mod system where mods can delay a post from posting, edit some unnecessary things out of the post in some cases or remove it if it's against the sub rules. If people think they've been unfairly censored then they can (usually) take it up with another moderator and have their post reinstated. There's no way to do that on this site so it wouldn't really work. I'd just be replying to people that they broke some imaginary rules but their post wouldn't get edited/removed.