Haven't you been Christian for about.... something like six months, floss?
And weren't you into New Age stuff before?
I don't say this to really address you. You've already decided you have it figured out, and you're 100% sure of your religion (although I wonder if you will still be Christian a year from now- your version of Christianity doesn't seem.... balanced.... or Biblical) and you're not interested in other points of view.
But I write this to suggest what I think is blatantly obvious- you clearly are someone who in RL is diagnosed with psychiatric issues but that's not my point- I think you clearly have some sort of evil spirit inside you. It's that sort of spirit that delights in bashing religious faith. And honestly, you're just a warped person who antagonizes people. You're not remotely Jesus-like and you embody the worst stereotypes of Christianity. How can you be Christian and not know basic decency?
And just saying "I'm a Christian" won't save you on the day of judgement.
Many will say to me in that day, 'Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in your name and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name performed many miracles? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
-Matthew 7:22-23
And clearly you are here disturbing the peace and working iniquity.
P.S.Calm down