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  1. UnderAlienControl

    What are you reading?

    I broke out my Amazon e-reader that I bought like 4 years ago but never really used (I have a lot of physical books), but I would always send free books to it or pick up something I wanted cheap. I fired it up the other day and it had 207 books on it. So I'm going to read this one on it first...
  2. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    Hillary campaigned on a no-fly zone over Syria, guaranteeing a clash with the Russians, and said that she would attack Iran. Maybe she shouldn't have taken all that Goldman-Sachs money for those "speeches" where she stated that the bankers weren't the problem. Those things, along with her...
  3. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-retired-nypd-sergeant-dead-on-street-20200407-mpi5qghzargk5hiybixbfm23pu-story.html https://www.theorganicprepper.com/lockdown-retailers-decide-items-essential/...
  4. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    The Zone said: We have discussed everything but the price of tea in China. https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-price-of-tea-in-China And now we can say, "We covered that..."
  5. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    You could put some of that on the Austrians, who comprised a fair share of the SS. Those boys from down south weren't Prussian after all. See, here's the thing about Austria: they got the world to believe that Hitler was German and that Beethoven was Austrian...;)
  6. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    It's the only TWO choices Americans were given. They were BOTH sociopaths (although seems Hil is more the psychopath,) not just the red one. And that's what needs fixing in this country. No good things are happening in government BY AND FOR THE PEOPLE because there are simply not many good...
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    Coronavirus

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    Coronavirus

  9. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    So, apparently y'alls Pet Semetary works, but is slower than the one across the border in Maine, ayuh...America is still #1, baby!
  10. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    "You're gonna need a bigger toe..."
  11. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

  12. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    They're smaller in the minibottles than they are in the big bottle so you just eat them with your shot. No worries...
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    Coronavirus

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    Coronavirus

    It's like the WHOLE point of drinking Mezcal. Eat the worm and take the ride. I don't even drink Tequila. Give me the straight cactus juice instead.
  15. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    Me and my roomie were doing shots of Monte at the bar but he wouldn't eat the worms so I ate them all for a total of nine worms. We partied all night and I was still going strong the next day. The effect was kinda like a speedy acid.
  16. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    I ate 9 worms in one night...
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    Coronavirus

  18. UnderAlienControl

    Coronavirus

    Man, those amish jews are hardcore. Just like in Israel when they're getting the hose, they don't give af what the government says...
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