Awoken2

It's been at least 3 hours now........ C'mon, who's unplugged e-bot?

Isn't election time just great? All these politicians promising us the moon on a stick....yet again.

And what happens after they're elected? They spend the next 5 years convincing us that the Chinese have invaded the moon and there's a world stick shortage due to the Russia/Ukraine conflict.

...and the public buy it.....yet again.

...I was just sat in my garden..... For a few minutes a gentle breeze had blown away the chemtrails and I was just sat there enjoying the sun, getting some Vitamin D for gratis.....it was lovely.

OK I've ad a drink.....I may well do a Colonel and fill this section up with compete bollo.......oh, never mind

It's 2028.....and by this time the water was so estrogenized that a single sip would have you lactating within 20 minutes....irrespective of your gender

C'mon, we only need another 206 bots, 84 shills, 8 trolls and ONE more person to get to 10 000 members......then VCF is officially BIG TIME

Hey Colonel you're laying on the deranged troll thing a bit too thick. It's blatantly obvious that anybody who is as ill as you are portraying yourself to be wouldn't be allowed any access to a keyboard or the Internet. You'd get crayons at best. I mean, wtf?

I've recently learned that your gut is actually your second brain.

Taking this into account I would strongly advise you, under current circumstances, to go with your gut.....

....because they've been attacking your brain for years.

Good grief @Poseidan you needing some attention?
Either you're in the latter stages of a syphilis infection and the delirium has hit so you're going down like Al Capone orrrr you are just completely joyous at being able to be viewed for the first time without being behind toughened glass. But ffs, you ain't even entertaining with it!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink

You can lead a religionist to reason, but you can't make them think.

As this forum quite conclusively proves.

Hey Awoken, have I upset you in my posts attacking GLBT's, peedos and perverts?
Whose side are you on, theirs or mine?..

Just 3 gongs to hand out for this years VCF honours list for their invaluable contributions.

@Flarepath CBE (Complete bell end)

@irrationalNinja OBE (Obvious bell end)

@Red Sky at Morning MBE (Momentous bell end)

Congratulations you guys for your outstanding contributions in 2023.

Why is VCF just full of people with no sense of direction nowadays? Below is a visual representation of how the "average" posters are doing.

It's amazing how this place transforms into Trolls central every time certain scripts get acted out.

**NEWS FLASH**
DONALD TRUMP MANAGES TO AVOID FORTHCOMING JAIL TIME BY PROMISING TO BUILD A BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL AROUND EARTH AND MAKING THE ALIENS PAY FOR IT.....(if he wins the election obvs)

The world's currencies appear to be flowing in the general direction of people and corporations who have ill intent against 90% of the world's population..
... any problems you may now be facing could well be a consequence of this.

I see the BBC has a bit of problem on it's hands...


That's the as above bit, let's have a look down below

Fast forward a few years....

In the end, artificial intelligence was stood down.... due to an epidemic of natural stupidity.

There are far too many aspiring Jesse King's around here nowadays

An excerpt from some book that hasn't been written yet....

By the time we got to 2023 the term investigative journalist had become an oxymoron.